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Category: Car Accident Play by Play

Summary: an employee leaving a message for his boss that he’s running late witnesses a car accident and its aftermath, which he describes in his voicemail.

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“ This is like the best thing ever! Reminds me of the time I got drunk and voicemailed my -then- boy telling him that we should break up so that he could be happy. It makes me embarrassed but whoa! so funny!
Jenns, on Awkward Voicemail
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Category: Late Night Drunk Dial

More proof that alcohol and unrequited love is the perfect combination for an awkward voicemail.

(Note the caller’s friends laughing at him in the background. So cruel.)

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Category: Celebrity Voicemail

If there ever is a Voicemail Hall of Fame, this inspiring message Alec Baldwin left for his little girl must be included. It’s been several months since this hit the interweb, so we invite you to listen again - for the first time!

via TMZ

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Category: Consumer Complaint Voicemail

Description: Enraged by Jimmy Dean reducing the size of their sausage from 16 oz to 12 oz but still charging the same price, Randy Taylor left a voicemail complaint on Jimmy Dean corporate line.

Many thanks to Jen Dunlap for pointing this out to us.

[originally from Consumerist]

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Category: How Not to Attract a Girl in a Voicemail

— from hrrrthrrr:

my friend’s little sister recieved this voicemail sometime last year and i just came across it again yesterday. thought it was worth a share.