2008

Jul

Category: Russian Code Names This one speaks for itself. Excerpt: “I’m completely...

Feb

Category: SportsCenter Anchor Doing His Best Swingers Impression ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt (blue...

Category: Cabin Fever After a big snow storm, a 17 year-old high school student called the chief...

Category: Celebrity Candidate Endorsement In honor of Super Tuesday, we present to you an...

Category: Reaction to Perceived Slight Scene: A woman goes to a bar to scout a band she is...

2007

Dec

Studies have shown most awkward voicemail happens on the weekend, so be on the lookout for any...

Category: Late Night in New York City Today’s awkward voicemail is brought to you by...

Category: Missed Connection - 5’8, Blonde, Kinda Slutty We’re going to go out on a limb...

“hahah this is awesome! if i find any good messages ill send...”
— Jen Dunlap

comments on today's voicemail (below)

farfaraway: It’s been a pretty rough day, but this made it so much better.
andreallen: I started unintentionally imitating the guy’s laugh.
joshmerrill: If this is real, it’s got to be the greatest voicemail ever!
laura!: I find this incredibly funny because it sounds like something one of the guys I worked with over the summer would do. Ange also almost fell off of her chair while I was listening to this.

Category: Car Accident Play by Play Summary: an employee leaving a message for his boss that...

“This is like the best thing ever! Reminds me of the time I...”
— Jenns, on Awkward Voicemail

Category: Late Night Drunk Dial More proof that alcohol and unrequited love is the perfect...

Category: Celebrity Voicemail If there ever is a Voicemail Hall of Fame, this inspiring message Alec...

Category: Consumer Complaint Voicemail Description: Enraged by Jimmy Dean reducing the size of their...

Category: How Not to Attract a Girl in a Voicemail — from hrrrthrrr: my friend’s little...